Father Time Hates Chuck Norris

You may remember the post (Jan 24th 2010 ) comparing B-HED to Chuck Norris. Well yesterday was Chuck’s 70th birthday, so it’s only fitting to pay tribute to the former champ of toughness… after all, he is slightly cool with his auburn glow and popular “Peace Through Violence” methodologies. But for the most part, we remember the 80s Chuck. 2010 Chuck lacks a certain strength… The vivacity that someone born in 1940 sadly parts with post-retirement: the ability to take on 16 guys, only armed with loud army fatigue and super tight jeans (so tight that it makes us want to send a search and rescue mission for his nads). Maybe we should give him some slack, as most of those pics are taken in the 80s or early 90s... that’s 20 to 30 years ago kids.

Here is a new new video video posted on MTV. It features Chuck describing why his cartoon series got trashed by CBS. THIS is what Chuck looks like today. Is it just me, or did his teeth grow? Maybe he got ‘dental fixtures’ because his teeth weren’t up to the job of chewing all that steel he eats… or they may have simply rotted away like my granny. That’s a very fair comparison. Chuck Norris vs. My Granny. I’d pay to see that battle.

Other popular people that were born in 1940: Bill Kurtis (Cold Case actor) Don Imus (Radio guy) Frank Zappa (Musician) Herbie Hancock (Musician) Jack Nicklaus (Golf pro) Burt Young (uncle Pauly from the Rocky movies) Alex Trebek (Jeopardy) Ed Lauter (Actor – most memorably from the show Coach) (We purposely left out Sir Al Pacino. For obvious reasons). For the record, anyone born on Jan 7th 1956, with the initials DC has complete immunity from the aging process. Watch Monday night (@10pm on CBS) and see for yourself.

Happy Birthday you aging-ginger-karate-moustached legend.... Happy Birthday.