It's been a long time, my plastic-loving friends... too long. Much to our disappointment, B-HED was unreachable during his vacation over the past week and a half- touring Victoria, Australia. But fret not children, he is BACK... and better than ever. With a renewed sense of adventure, poise & responsibility, B-HED has refreshed his edgy sense of humor and is ready to gain further momentum as the epic badass that you so greatly admire.
Utilizing his ninja-like abilities to move around virtually unnoticed, B-HED managed to get onto the beach during classified Coast Guard exercises. He was unimpressed with the tactical procedures until he realized they were trying to emulate a rescue, not an attack. That made more sense.
B-HED's adventures throughout Victoria's Southwest coast line were unusually subdued - and mostly confidential. Any paparazzi who dared get too close was soon relieved of their camera equipment.He thought very carefully about his affiliations, his role in our lives and his overwhelming need to be in control at all times. He followed the teachings of his Master, Guru Bfullahit and meditated, completely immersing himself in thought. Then he remembered he didn't care. His adventures will continue.
All is well with the world again.
Everything is about B-HED and B-HED is about everything. The sooner you learn it, the sooner you can accept your place in life - - as his dedicated blog monkeys!
In less than 3 weeks, B-HED will take you along his adventures in the Caribbean. He will tweet & post blogs from Bahamas, St Maarten, St Thomas and Turks & Caicos. Now you have something to look forward to.
You're welcome.
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