Brass Monkey. That funky monkey. I'm not sure why, but the chorus of Brass Monkey (Beastie Boys, circa 1986) seems to be the theme music that rattles around in your head as you tour the world with B-HED confidently perched in your hand... Forget Johnny Cash. I don't walk the line. I walk the HED. B-HED.
B-HED was blessed with the opportunity to accompany some fun loving and outgoing people aboard the Emerald Princess Cruise. The ship sailed the Eastern Caribbean, hitting some beautiful beaches and unique ports along the way. It is rumoured that the woman of the islands became especially fertile during this time... The Caribbean 'heat' was unmistakable.
B-HED was pleased with the overall condition of the ship. He was especially impressed that the captain 'recognized' the presence of his celebrity: in order to ensure privacy - and for obvious security reasons - the captain reserved an entire sun deck for B-HED and his guests.
The ship boasts a 300 square foot, LED screen on one of the top decks, overlooking one of the main pools.
Can you imagine our dismay when CSI Miami wasn't featured? The tourists missed out on a 300 foot Horatio! Is anyone else seriously bothered by this?
Although we managed to keep the fans at a safe distance, B-HED mingled with some locals who "have never seen such rich, red hair and such porcelain white skin before". He also posed for exactly 546 pictures with staff (plus or minus 545).
He's kind hearted like that.
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